anything i said more than three months ago was probably wrong and i totally disagree now except everything ive said about spring breakers i will take that opinion 2 my grave
”why do you like captain america the winter soldier so much?”
[gathers notes, pulls out binder, opens up a powerpoint presentation, brings out a metal prosthetic arm]
i’m so glad you asked
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved.
Okay but be read for me to call you the name of whatever fictional character or celebrity I am obsessed with and you resemble the most.
mmm fuck me popeye